Man of these waited for me to come up with a good framing device. Ruth was requested a lot early on, but it wasn't until I realized a hockey stick (she's a Leafs fan) was the perfect shape to cover up lady naughty bits that this idea came together.
She really has a 'talked into this' look on her face. And perhaps that talking involved booze. And perhaps she doesn't remember this, and will be horrified to discover that some JERK has posted it on their DA.